nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

(via fake-mermaid)

"what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?"

me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

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wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via wolfflane)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via hotboyproblems)

thedilemmaofbeingemma:

The 1975 // First line to each song on the EPs and The 1975