my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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ohshesagoulddigger:

Everytime // Broods

ohshesagoulddigger:

So basically, there are a few Ellie Goulding songs, that whenever they get to a certain part of the song I have to sing along. And when I say sing along, I mean arms flailing, yelling the lyrics, while also trying to sing the backup vocals and whatever other noises are going on… and if there is a drum, you can bet that I’m drumming along somehow.. so yeah enjoy this audio of all those little snippets :) 

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settledownhealy:

I’m still not over Robbers how the hell am I going to deal with Heart Out????

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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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